Monday, April 25, 2011

Kate Middleton is No. 1 Most Beautiful Bachelorette on Earth, move over Natalie Portman, Angelina Jolie & Maria Sharapova

Is Kate Middleton the "Most Beautiful Bachelorette in the World"? 

(Note: This blog post was written before her wedding to Prince William of the British royal family)





My apologies to my old passionate crushes, women whom I used to rank the No. 1 Most Beautiful on Earth in my past Philippine Star newspaper columns---amazing actress and intellectual Natalie Portman (you were just amazingly fantabulous in the Black Swan movie), the glamorous and civic-minded Angelina Jolie (I still believe you made the earth-shakingly wrong choice of husband with Hollywood actor



Brad Pitt instead of adopting this ehem, ehem... Prince of Asia as your Royal Consort for Life) or tennis superstar Maria Sharapova, because as of this day, I am hereby conferring on the uncommonly beautiful British commoner Kate Middleton the most exalted title a zillion times infinitely better than any stuffy royal title...  She is hereby conferred the title as "The Most Beautiful Bachelorette in the World"!

No, it is not true that you Kate is very fortunate and to be envied by all women in the world for marrying Prince William of the United Kingdom this coming April 29, definitely not true! It is the other way around!

Yes. I believe it is the future King of England, Scotland, Wales and Northern Island, Prince William who is the luckiest guy on earth for having the great privilege of marrying such an uncommon beauty and brains combination in your person, Kate Middleton of Berkshire.



You Kate are not only so physically attractive, not only do you personify fashion elegance, you seem to also possess confidence, strength of character, intelligence and innate good sense which all add to your captivating beauty even more.

Physical looks alone do not make me consider women as attractive, especially in this world of so many pretty faces, sultry physiques plus the wonders of cosmetic magic. Real beauty to me is more than just physical good looks.

Dear Ms. Kate, I have read about your family's humble, fascinating and interesting stories on your father side and most especially on your mother side too. Your family members are admirable folks, especially your maternal grandma!

I have also read about and am very impressed by how you had behaved so discreetly after Prince William broke up with you before. I also admire how you had handled well some of the snootiest folks in your society, plus the relentless British and international media. You---the glamorous and smart Kate Middleton---more than deserve to be the future Queen of England!



For all the unlucky guys on earth whom you have bypassed in favor of that lucky royal chap Prince William (I just hope His Royal Highness really deserves and takes good care your love!) and in behalf of everyone else who look up to you, my sincerest and warmest congratulations on your momentous and joyous wedding!

Kate Middleton during a visit to the University of St Andrews on February 25 2011 in St. Andrews, Scotland. Kate and William first met and graduated while students at St Andrews University.

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